Havana Princess

Background noise maybe? It’s what I use them for. They all get pretty redundant, same things over and over again no matter who makes them. You’re better off just having sex during one of them than sifting through the masses finding ones with sex scenes. 

Yes, there is that. Who doesn’t like to read with the faint sounds of C movie actresses screaming in the background? I think you may have just inspired my homework soundtrack selection. You make this sound the complete opposite of appealing. That isn’t saying much since in 98% of cases you’re better off just having sex.

All the “scary” Halloween movies lose their scare factor when you compare them to things you’ve actually seen. Better to just watch corny ones for the sake of watching corny movies than actually trying to get scared. 

You make a valid argument. A very valid argument. I find myself laughing at the scary ones, so I’m not sure what “corny” ones will bring to the table. Any suggestions? If it helps you narrow down your suggestions, I prefer a good sex scene or two. 

What you said was strangely arousing. I have a confused boner, but I’m into it.

If it eases you, it’s not your fault. I tend to bring that type of reactions out of beings. It’s in my nature. Glad to see you enjoy the ride, and that I’ve managed to distract you from the Halloween shenanigans.

I would like to say welcome to the new students and hello to returning students. I hope this year will go without incident and that all students behave themselves.

For those of us who need a bit more clarity, can you define behave?

This place is incredible. Like…I had a feeling that it would be, but it’s so much cooler than I thought. Apparently my imagination let me down this time. Or maybe it didn’t…maybe my lack of imagination just makes this so much more awesome.

Your excitement leaves me with contradicting responses. I find your enthusiasm nauseating yet enticing at the same time. You intrigue me. Though your admittance of a lack of imagination is slightly discouraging.

The fuck? Is the circus in town or something? I know it’s Halloween soon, but you don’t have to wear the masks the week before.

Creatures have always enjoyed a good mask. There’s something seductive about not being seen for what/who you really are for a moment. They likely are trying to suck every second out of their time to do so.

Seems to be more people here this year–just don’t get lost. It would be a terrible thing if we lost a student this early in the school year.

Terrible is about perspective. It might just be entertaining or traumatic to someone else. Maybe even exciting.

Now that the school year has officially started, I thought I would welcome all of our new students, and say a hello to our returning ones. Here’s to hoping that we all have a wonderful year together, and learn some amazing things.

From your lips to the fates’ ears, Professor. One can only hope for productivity though I’m sure there will be bumps along the way.

Fuck me. So is this place always this boring? You’re literally like a horde of undead. Wanna like… liven up or something? Or are you gonna just stay dead?

You should be careful with how you begin your rants. Some of us might take you literally. Actually, all of the wording in this tickles me, considering the undead population in this place. Maybe you should take it upon yourself to create some entertainment.