Sing me sweetly to my doom

dont ask me how it happened cause my guess is good as yours but i actually woke up transformed into the opposite sex this morning & all of my body dysmorphia h feelings of ontological distress are literally just gone, i was crying tears of happiness & i felt so free

im bored now so ive been drowning praying mantises in glue. but it just seems to be increasing my rage

I can feel my precious childhood memories being paved over to form new neurons associated with hitting hunting rifle headshots in fortnite

Is it common knowledge that clownfish have a language? Like a vocal one? Because I just mentioned that to my friend and she was shook. Usually you can’t hear their vocalizations because they’re underwater but if they get real mad you can hear them yelling at each other even outside the tank.