i know you wanna slump up on these lumps

Oh. My god

My lg chocolate

I like the idea that sorcerers think wizards are nerds

Magical jocks : sorcerers Magical nerds : wizards Magical theater kids : bards Magical goths : warlocks Magical hippies : druids

This goes for the weird guys who adapted this shitty theory to human behavior… there’s no such thing as alpha males, just assholes who try to get their way with aggression.

me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done

What’s this from?

Its from Hispanic, female and young: an anthology. I highly recommended.

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed”

Well how the fuck do you make it then

you know i made this post fully knowng that someone would reply in exactly the way you did but i am still in disbelief that you actually admitted to using water for hot chocolate. 

ok but i still do not get why Yuna became a pop star