Sinon

Customer: GETS SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE, COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE

DMV: I DIE IN THE PROCESS. YOU DIE IN THE PROCESS. KETTLE DRUM ROLL HARD SHIT

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

Unit 2: Are you fucking with me? - an ethical and legal discussion on issues of informed consent. Rights, responsibilities, and a brief summary of the basics of communication including body language. Includes discussion of the challenges involved in monogamy, serial monogamy, polygamy and casual encounters.

Unit 3: Go fuck yourself- methods of safe and effective masturbation that will not end with a trip to the ER to extract or remove foreign objects from your person

Unit 4: Are you fucking kidding me? - common myths and misunderstandings about sex and relationships and how to avoid them. Themes will be revisited in Units 5-10

Unit 5: What the Literal Fuck - a technical guide on how to properly execute foreplay and common sex acts (all configurations of genitals included, with a brief foray into techniques appropriate for people with varying physical capacity)

Unit 6: What the Actual Fuck - a brief introduction to fetishes with references featuring common examples such as body part fetishests, costumes and various levels of BDSM

Unit 7: We aren't fucking about - Asexuality, an introduction

Unit 8: Why the Fuck (Not)?- An introduction to relationship types including cisheterosexual, queer, platonic, queerplatonic, monogamous, polygamous, reproductive, non reproductive, and combinations thereof. Some case studies of cross cultural relationships included and examples of common pitfalls created by poor communication practices.

Unit 9: Fuck Around and Find Out - reproductive sex, a guide on fertility and fertility interventions, including the features of pregnancy that should be watched out for and how to have safe and enjoyable pregnancy sex