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not but really this would work well

any time i think a plan makes no sense I remind myself I still have the giant scissors and it all comes together clearly.

Yes good, this will be acceptable.

hearing women say “my wife” and men say “my husband” is therapeutic tbh

Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?

No it’s absolutely not supposed to be the other way around you homophobic banana peel. 

So it’s wrong for a women to say “my husband” or a man to say “my wife”? I never said it was wrong. I just asked because the other form for which I have just stated is missing. I find that form, too, to be therapeutic

No because the post is meant as positivity for LGBT people, not for some straight rando with a porn blog. 

So a straight can’t ask for some positive for too? Perhaps include all the groups for true equality

Watch This Brave Porn Blog Fight For Equality For Heterosexuals

Shit

when i die, have bethesda lower my coffin into the ground so they can let me down one more time

*contours my balls*

god whenever i see those jokes that are like.. “haha lads we put glasses on the floor at the MET and everyone thought it was art jokes on them” jokes on you bitch! you put something out there in a context of display + consumption of art and people took it seriously because that is what the social etiquette of galleries impedes the viewer to do and you drew a response and reaction out of them and then thousands of other people by laughing at them. you made art bitch. you simulated the experience then proved your own joke with you as the punchline bitch. not the viewers. 

the british monarchy could also bring in a lot of tourists by being publicly executed