how rude! the scythe's utility as a weapon is besides the point! it's symbolic of the end of the- what? you come from a coastal mercantile fief and are only vaguely aware of agrarian symbolism? you didn't get to read enough literature to really understand the significance? you know what, this isn't even fun anymore. go bother the demon princess. why can't they send a bard's college dropout for once?

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

Yeah, Taco Bell ground beef is made of customers who overdosed on weed in the drive through, but I still eat it.

That's why it taste like that!

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.