So Lovely...

Ha? Like "huh" but not.

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message

thid is the only post i dont mind being flooded with character tags because nobody tags it as anything other than Spongebob

Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.

Autism be blessed my boy can be a girl

it's me, I'm girls

Update, were married now

That's awesome congratulations!!

They are having Blowout Sale Right Now! Via HERE

I love this side of tumblr

If I manage to get that I will give this to my gf if I by some miracle get one.

Of my bf asks me to marry him with THIS- idk I'm just gonna explode and demand we marry right away

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way