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they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

„porn“? no ive never heard that, what is it? a video of people having sex? for them to watch? for YOU to watch? that‘s a bit odd. do you know these people? you dont? thats so weird. how did you get the video? you‘re streaming it online for free? i feel like you should at least pay them … how do you know they‘re okay with you watching it? you dont. oh okay you dont care. why are you watching it in the first place? oh, to masturbate to? to strangers having sex? thats kinda creepy man. wait why is the woman crying and throwing up?

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"