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mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

my dad is currently building a shelf for his power tools in the shed. beautifully poetic - without the tools, he would have no means to build the shelf; but without them, there would also be no need to build it in the first place. the snake bites its own tail. if the tail was makita compact circular saw

Can A Fat Greasy Hag Like Me Get An Amen ?

Can A Fat Greasy Hag Like Me Get An Omen ?

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person