coram deo

all chronic sleepy girls deserve pervy somnophiliac girlfriends

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

in the back of the club observing gender relations

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

Being completely oblivious to celebrity culture and social media trends is so freeing 10 out 10 would recommend

art by @ouiouhie

I both want to experience everything life has to offer and never leave my house ever again

bring back dryhumping. bring back sexual tension without direct sexual contact. i like that little in between it drives me crazy