🎈Danielle 🎈

And Mike Wheeler hates that. He hates that Will has another, different Mike in his life. A Mike whom he apparently likes more than him. And he hates even more that when the party talks about him, they refer to him as "Will's Mike."

What do you mean Will's Mike? That has always been him, hasn't it? But suddenly there's a new shiny Will's Mike that can hold Will's hand and look at him like that while he, the original Mike, is just "friend Mike".

Because HEAR ME OUT but like every damn ship with that man is just pure perfection. Rosekiller? They're absolutely perfect, meant to be, crazy together, just insane and they complement each other so well. Bartylus? YES omg they will always be canon to me even just as exes but they would be a perfect first relationship to each other they're just so UGH. Sunkiller? SIGN ME TF UP. I don't care if it's romantically or just them being best friends but I could DIE for this duo y'all don't understand how much potential they have together (bonus if it's bpd james and bpd and/or bipolar barty). Bartylily? I'M GOING INSANE FOR THEM. I cannot understand how someone ever thought of this but they had A VISION like I swear they're so so SO good and if you're a multishipper I'm BEGGING you to look into bartylily. Also academic rivals bartylily is literally one of the best things in this universe. Moonkiller? Once again, whether it's romantically or platonically they're SO GOOD like I don't even know how to explain it but they would just work so well together. Bitchkiller? YES YES YES. The tension, the hate and love at the same time like YES.

And even in duos that are only platonic (in my eyes) he's just so good with everyone. Dorcas and Barty? They're OBVIOUSLY besties like no one could convince me otherwise I love them sm. Pandora and Barty? Oh gosh the duo is INSANE. They match each other's freak so well like they're genuinely a menace to society together. Marlene and Barty? Already made a whole post about them but YES they're amazing like their friendship is so peak they're both such losers together. Mary and Barty? Girl the AMOUNT of gossip these two actually share it's like insane, they know EVERYTHING that's going on in Hogwarts and they do know who slept with who, who cheated on who with who and who broke up and why. And finally Peter and Barty? I can't even explain it but they have so much potential as a duo like they would be a MENACE and bring Mary and make them a trio and you have all the gossip that ever existed in the history of humanity.