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Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

My dad said he checked the mail and there were dudes just straight up snorting coke out in the open lol

The earth is healing

I can care about you and still cut you off and I can miss you and never talk to you again.

like fuck jk rowing her battle of hogwarts doesn’t hold a CANDLE to the battle of olympus in percy jackson….. annabeth instinctively taking a knife for percy that would’ve hit his achilles spot bcuz she just knew….. silena dying after masquerading as clarisse to convince ares cabin to join the battle, revealing in the end she was the spy and caused the death of her own boyfriend…. kronos being defeated after percy realizes he’s not the hero and gives luke annabeth’s knife which he uses to kill himself…. percy being offered immortality and instead asking for the gods to from now on recognize all their children so no one ever feels unwanted again….. TELL me u didn’t absolutely go feral reading this for the first time in 6th grade or whenever

In 40 years when the planet is dying, they’ll unearth pictures of us on social media throwing a soda can in the trash instead of the recycling, and it’ll ruin our careers.

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

hi what the Fuck