[18+] when they have dick cheese ୭˚. ᵎᵎ l&ds edition
xavier: “i know you like spicy chicken wings with cheese on top, so i was saving it for our next hotpot date.”
zayne: “its called smega, and is a natural lubricant. a build up of it overtime can lead to unpleasant odor, swelling and redness, as well as infection. but it’s a build up of you and i.”
rafayel: “ohh that’s because of my tail, i’ve been swimming around lately so i haven’t had time to clean that up. wanna help me dip my paintbrush in some water, cutie?”
sylus: “i heard kittens, while they’re not supposed to have dairy, go feral for cheese. really this is right up your alley, sweetie. ready for a taste?”
caleb: “pips i was just trying to help out with that charcuterie board you were making. you can’t have just apple slices, you gotta get some cheese on there too! you can thank me later.”
゛ ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆kitty says…: thought of xavi’s first and had to make this a multi! did we love it or what? as always, like, reblogs, comments and requests appreciated 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯