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𐔌 . ⋮ it’s kitty .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ ⇝ she / her ⇝ 20s ⇝ n+sfw

ּ֯ . ❥ ּ֯ kitty says…꒰ let’s imagine the l&ds men, together.ᐟ ꒱

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⤷ “imagines everyday w/ blog on queue!” ˎˊ˗

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#kittyzoomiesᯓ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁talks!

xavier: “i know you like spicy chicken wings with cheese on top, so i was saving it for our next hotpot date.”

zayne: “its called smega, and is a natural lubricant. a build up of it overtime can lead to unpleasant odor, swelling and redness, as well as infection. but it’s a build up of you and i.”

rafayel: “ohh that’s because of my tail, i’ve been swimming around lately so i haven’t had time to clean that up. wanna help me dip my paintbrush in some water, cutie?”

sylus: “i heard kittens, while they’re not supposed to have dairy, go feral for cheese. really this is right up your alley, sweetie. ready for a taste?”

caleb: “pips i was just trying to help out with that charcuterie board you were making. you can’t have just apple slices, you gotta get some cheese on there too! you can thank me later.”

゛ ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆kitty says…: thought of xavi’s first and had to make this a multi! did we love it or what? as always, like, reblogs, comments and requests appreciated 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯

sylus agreed to join you for a pottery class. but he felt hungry and he doesn’t like human food, so he starts eating some of the clay. and not just any clay, but the one from your pot that you spent so much time on! but you can’t be angry at him because he’s just a hungry little dragon.

“sharing is caring, wouldn’t you say so sweetie?”

zayne was ill but didn’t want to take the day off work. that day, he’s scheduled for a surgery first thing, so he scrubs up and is all ready. except the sweat from his sickness makes his mask slide down, and he ends up sneezing into the patient’s open kidney. because he has bad mouth hygiene from all those sweets, a singular tonsil stone lands in the patient.

“ah… delete the footage. i need to be home with my beloved and not in prison.”

xavier had a grain of rice in his bellybutton. it fell in whilst he slept, and he felt uncomfortable when he woke up and found it. to be naughty, he decided to put it in your mouth when you slept with it hanging open.

“you and i are so similar, my starlight. now you can have a piece of me too.”

caleb was shopping with you and decided to be goofy. he pushes the shopping cart you’re sharing, before trying to show off a cool trick to you. he stands on the back of it, but he’s too big and the whole thing clatters to the ground on top of him!

“ouch… pips, can you pass me those frozen peas we haven’t bought yet? it’s fine, you can pay for it later. i don’t have my wallet, but i know can rely on you.”

rafayel took you to the aquarium for your special anniversary. he’s booked the entire place out just for the two of you, and it’s magical... until, he’s spinning you around and rushing you towards the exit. he says something about seeing an ex, but you mention how no one was around, so how was that possible?

“nah, remember that octopus we just saw? yeah, i used to have a thing with her. crazy suction… not as good as you though, cutie.”

xavier: “my evol? why would i need to activate my evol for you to see? it’s still daytime?”

zayne: “we should be careful, don’t force yourself on it all at once—why are you laughing?”

rafayel: “huh? why do you suddenly wanna watch finding nemo instead?”

sylus: “this is plenty for a little kitten, especially one as inexperienced as you. hm? you’ve… had bigger?”

caleb: “yeah i lost the rest of it in the explosion, but it’s cool, i can feel a lot more now. my arm may be numb but my dick definitely isn’t.”

゛ ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆kitty says…: back to the usual solo-imagines tomorrow! hmm who should i start with this time… like, reblogs, comments and requests appreciated 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯

xavier: “it reminds me of the long noodles in our hot pot… i wonder if it tastes the same. i should have a bite.”

zayne: “there’s nothing unhygienic about it, but you should still shower. i can tell you’ve been lazy in that department.”

rafayel: “wow cutie, it’s as long as my tail! you don’t need me to help you swim next time.”

sylus: “does my sweet kitten have a shoelace to play with? oh? it’s just your armpit hair?” *rich laugh*

caleb: “when i’m on my deathbed, i want them to use your strands to make a feeding tube for me.”

゛ ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆kitty says…: i loveee men who appreciate body hair! they’re so progressive. like, reblogs, comments and requests appreciated 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯

xavier sees you burn your hand on a hot pan, and offers to take it away from you. not the pan, your hand. he holds it gently before licking over the fresh wound, and you get wet from that.

“wow… even someone like you can taste better than the sausages frying in the pan.”

zayne lost his medical license because he was actually messing up the surgeries because he couldn’t stop thinking about you. and when he’s broke and has no where to go, he live sloppily in your apartment, but you don’t mind because he’s so handsome even with bad body odour.

“even the steadiest hands fail with you around… can you hand me a beer—” *burp*