Gay Shit

today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

A small gentle reminder that you never ever have to apologize for the size of your body. You’re lovely. 

it’s like people don’t even want to be silly nowadays

you better masturbate to the thought of me

as much as the world fails you, never regret having a good heart. 

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

How amazing would it be to live next to the ocean, wake up every morning and go for a walk on the beach… this is kinda my dream, first thing u hear when u wake up is the ocean and last thing u hear when u go to sleep is the ocean, thats peaceful

yes, the rumors are true, i'm a lovey dovey dumbass