welcome to puppydog city

the word bunny rhymes with funny for a reason bitch

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tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

smoking plushie weed so I can be thrown at walls at high speeds

those like. age regress for mommy posts that have the colored text, but they also have little icons like in super mario galaxy

🧍‍♀️Mommy needs 🧏‍♀️you to collect a 🥕carrot for her to feed to the 🐇bunny rabbit. 🧏‍♀️you don't want to disappoint 🧍‍♀️Mommy, do 🧏‍♀️you...?

im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

every day i am surrounded by people who need more naptime, and more playtime, and more storytime, and more playdates and parties and sleepovers. when it comes to worktime, however

Akira bike sliding on a horse