_Lupelove ♡

I needed this more than I care to admit

if she’s moody spank her booty

mood: wanna move to another city and start a new life

honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

Wild / Old God sighting.

Everytime the internet shows me a picture of a moose next to a car i still can never comprehend how stupid big they are

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

I would be fuckin FUMING. Dont fuckin insult me like you aint JUST need me mf. Im sure when yall go out to play fake-rich at restaurants yall pay a good 40+ PER PLATE. This is a damn wedding; are you going to come help me cook the shit?! The dress was probably 5K +. And if you thought me being “an IG caterer” means food & labor stops costing the same - youre an idiot.

Honestly that was a fucking deal. usually for a wedding you’re going anywhere from $60 to $250 per plate, so miss lady really fucked her up opportunity. How God damn pretentious, then you try to insult her and low-ball her? After asking for a service? Chile bye. 200 people and you think $5,000 is too much money? There are Caterers that would charge you $12,000 for 50 people. Are you fucking kidding me? This is so insulting I’m so mad for this girl I really hope that somebody else hired her very quickly.

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

ahahahahahahah omg 

She got wife written all over.

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

accept that you arent special to some people and move on