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i mean, they are both demon butlers with a penchant for annoying their masters (and occasionally acting against their wishes), but generally ciel probably has a better handle on sebastian than beatrice with ronove,,, i can't say for sure,,,

only thing separating them is the hundred year gap between their stories. also ronove has a monocle so that automatically makes him cooler.

THEY DON'T EVEN SOUND ALIKE.

this is incredibly far-fetched of me to suggest, but is it possible that the memory loss can be explained by cutting away that specific part of his cinematic record?

the validity of modri's story really depends on what "Never lie to the contractor." means

does it mean that sebastian can only talk in absolute truths of the universe when speaking to ciel (much like in umineko with red truth and the fic coattails)?

or does it mean that sebastian is unable to deliberately say something he knows to be untrue and pass it off as true to ciel?

if "the truth" depends on sebastian's knowledge, then it is very possible that he lost his memories

if "the truth" exists independently of sebastian, then there is no way that was him in modri's flashback

and yet, we clearly saw sebastian lie to ciel when he called him Earl Ciel Phantomhive. like, yes, he did acknowledge that statement as a lie, but the fact that he was able to say it at all is surprising. in umineko, saying a falsehood in red results in the speaker choking on their words. in coattails, the words simply refuse to leave sebastian's throat.

are the guidelines of the contract just that—guidelines—or do they physically influence objective reality, i.e. sebastian?

Violations of Knox's Decalogue

Knox's 2nd (Sebastian restores the glass ampoule with the power of magic, obviously)

Knox's 4th (The use of tetrodotoxin in the Victorian era)

Knox's 5th (The presence of Mey-Rin, Lau, and Ran-Mao, also, what the fuck is this commandment?)

Knox's 10th (Sebastian's disguise as Jeremy the vicar)

Violations of Van Dine's Commandments

Van Dine's 8th (Same as Knox's 2nd)

Van Dine's 9th (There are two detectives, Arthur Conan Doyle and Jeremy the vicar who is secretly Sebastian. Unless one of them is supposed to be a Watson stand-in??? I mean, they do call Arthur "Doctor" multiple times, and we all know what Sherlock's favorite nickname for Watson is...)

Van Dine's 11th (Charles Grey is the Queen's butler and loyal servant)

Van Dine's 12th (The murder of Phelps was committed by Snake, not Charles)

Van Dine's 19th (The motive for the murder of Siemens was to test Ciel and his competence, while also getting rid of a nuisance, given the fact that Siemens is a political rival of the Queen)

um 😭😭 i've already seen like Three potential man mikoto kayano memes and it hasn't even been a full 24 hours since requiem released Guys what are we doing 😭😭

reading black butler monthly is so funny because who is this antonio banderas boothill don quixote van helsing quincey morris arthur morgan clint eastwood looking fucker and what the fuck could possibly be his relevance to the plot aside from his copious aurafarming from day one