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I am officially a millennial!! Mom and I started a YouTube channel 😂😂😂 go check us out! Our first video shows off my excellent makeup skills 👍#sarcasm https://youtu.be/tQ-uOtBuBJQ

It wouldn't be a #roadtrip without a massive #blowout. #poop #poopsplosion #carseat is #ruined #mymillenialmonth

This is what I get for browsing FB on the toilet when I was supposed to be cleaning >_<

Confessions of a toddler mind. My 2yo sent this from my phone lol #toddlerlife #toddlermom #emoji #socute #whoknew #policecar #tractor #schoolbus #truck #taxi #thumbsup #babybrother #heart #sunglasses #sillyface #party #mymillenialmonth #allthehashtags

#breakfastfail How in the world do you cook #steelcutoats ? I've tried so many times and this is usually the outcome. #looksyummy #notreally why is #healthyeating #sohard 😬😬😑

Responsible parents leash their children #babyleash #dinosaurbackpack #toddlerlife #toddlermom #millenialmom #sixflags #safety #blackandwhite #soartistic #mymillenialmonth

Brown sunglasses - it's like looking through an instagram filter #husbandtweets #mymillenialmonth

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo like the non-hispanic I am 🇮🇹 #cincodemayo #tacobell #frescomenu #tacos Where is my #tacoemoji This is a #tacotravesty #noooo 😭😭😭 I have no idea how to punctuate between #hashtags #mymillenialmonth

Does anyone know if cat food is toxic to babies? I'm asking for a friend. #catsitting + #babies = #trouble #mymillenialmonth

Having a media presence is so time consuming. I've just finished documenting my morning routine and it's already noon 😬 #productivitywin #priorities #mymillenialmonth

Before and After

1. It's lunchtime but I forgot to post a picture of breakfast so I recreated it for you guys 😃 #breakfastforlunch 2. Pasta and quinoa #healthyfood #parsley #whycanti #justeat #takingpicturesoffood takes sooo long 3. Little Guy's lunch #yum ... Now my food is cold.

I am a terrible millenial. My media presence is pitiful. The quanitity of selfies and food pictures is downright embarrassing. Being a millenial, it is a proven fact that every word and thought I have is important and life-changing and I have been selfishly hoarding those gems of knowledge and wit to myself and people irl. But no more! For the month of May (#mymillenialmonth) I am going to step up my media game and hold true to the tenets of my generation. Look out world! Prepare yourself for a deluge of snapchat filters and hastags, as you so rightly deserve.