cherry wine

as a customer thats fair to be honest

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

The goth kids hold the line.

when their leaders act like children, children become the leaders they need

THE TAIL WAGGING

GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN

THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE

By “rescue” do you mean spoiled the baby’s fun?

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

The look in his eyes is majestic.

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

too cute