Maria Bishop

I know you’re dying trying to figure me out

Did the heartbreak change me? Maybe

But goddamn, you got me in love again

But when you said, “Hello” I know that was the end of it all

Who needs to go to sleep, when I got you next to me?

I hate it when you leave me unattended

You say my name like I have never heard before

Two can play that game, but you win me every time

You love to disappoint me, don’t ya?

I should’ve stuck to ballet

Let’s get physical

I never thought I’d hear my heartbeat so loud

I’ve always been the one to say the first goodbye

I know you got my back and you know I got you

Come on, dance with me

Boys will be boys but girls Will be Women

I need you all night

Am I falling in love

When will we stop sayin’ things ‘Cause they’re all listening

I know you ain’t used to a female alpha

I don’t wanna live another life 'cause this one’s pretty nice

I used to spend so many nights on my own

But if you only knew me the way you know my body, baby

But my mind is running wild, could you help me slow it down?

We smile away to ease the tension so it don’t go south

No, I couldn’t live without your touch

No, I could never have too much

Never have I ever met somebody like you

But baby, that’s what makes us good in bed

Guess I never had a love like this

Everyone before you was a waste of time

I need your hands on me

'Cause I miss ya, and I need your love

Wrap me 'round your fingertips

Common love isn’t for us

Touch me so I know I’m not crazy

Baby, let me take you for a ride

Isn’t it funny how we laugh it off to hide our fear

You know you can get whatever you want from me

We’ve been up all goddamn night

Two can play that game, but you win me every time

Walk away, you know how

You got me in love again

I’ll breathe you in forever and ever

I can’t believe there’s somethin’ left inside my chest anymore

And I love the way you move

And you like the way I move

Kill me slowly with your kiss

Oh no, I was doin’ better alone

But look at where I ended up

We created something phenomenal, Don’t you agree?

I used to think that I was made out of stone

Am I falling in love With the one that could break my heart?

I hallucinate when you call my name

Would you help me out please?

Don’t start caring about me now

No, the kids ain’t alright

“May I take your hand in mind?”

“Did you know that not even 1,000 miles could separate us?”

“Tomorrow, we’re driving to the nearest chapel or courthouse and getting hitched!”

“All these years and my feelings haven’t changed.”

“Oh, look. Doesn’t that old couple look adorable?”

“Four words that I’m ready to say. I’m in love with you.”

“Please, stay. I’ve lost enough people already that I can’t lose you too!”

“I know it might be crazy to hear, but I do love you. I really do.”

“Just don’t forget to actually slam the door on your way out this time.”

“Did it really take you all this time to say it back? I’m married now and they make me happy!”

“Really, are you happy now? Congrats on keeping your pride over me in a stupid fight!”

“How about I count to 10 and when I get to 10, you’re gone?”

“Right place, right time, eh? More like wrong time, wrong place.”

“Damn you, and, uh… just damn you!”

“You know, it’s been a month. I don’t regret my decision to get engaged, okay?”

“I just can’t stand it anymore. This! Everything! It’s tearing me apart!”

“Even you, standing there with a bouquet of flowers, doesn’t make me want to forgive you.”

“How many idiots does it take to screw up a relationship? Two? Three? Nope, just very lousy one.”

“You know, this is kind of silly. But I still have the gift you gave me on our first date.”

“Okay, it’s cheesy. But let’s go win ourselves that damn stuffed bear, baby!”

“You’re the sun that bursts through the clouds after a stormy, gloomy day.”

“Netflix and chill? I heard they just added a bunch of new stuff recently.”

“Forgiveness is easy. But babe, I can’t just forget what happened either.”

“Babe, oh my god. It’s our song, we have to dance!”

“Of course you look amazing in that outfit. You look amazing in everything you wear, babe.”

“Did you know that was the first time you ever told me you loved me?”

“After all this time, I still hate the smell of your stinky feet.”

“How about this? I did the laundry, dishes, and vacuumed. How about a shoulder and back massage?”

“Time is silly. I live in the now and what I’m feeling now is love. I love you, babe.”

       send to my character for their reactions! slightly yandere?

Sometimes it’s hard to get in depth with your muse and their backstory, because you can’t figure out how to bring those things up with others. Here are a couple of starters intended to make things a little more personal!

“What’s holding you back?”

“I’m not comfortable with this conversation.”

“Will you /ever/ be comfortable with this conversation?”

“Let me in sometime!”

“It’s not that easy, you know.”

“Help me understand.”

“It’s hard to connect with someone when all they do is push you away.”

“Why are you always so cold?”

“Why are you always so happy?”

“Are you really happy now?”

“Who hurt you this badly to make you this way?!”

“What, did your ex mess you up that badly?!”

“Why do you keep fighting it any time you feel?”

“It’s a problem, I get it.”

“This is all kinds of messed up.”

“That’s not exactly a good coping method.”

“So what happened, with your parents, really?”

“What was your childhood like?”

“Everyone has at lest a little bit of mommy/daddy issues. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.”

“My parents aren’t exactly perfect models, either.”

“You were bullied? What for?”

“Was it hard? Coming out, I mean.”

“You can’t just run away all the time.”

“You can’t just hide all the time.”

“Are you still thinking about them?”

“I’m not the enemy here. But this makes me wonder who the real one is for you.”

“Is the reason you’re so cold and defensive because you feel threatened?”

“How long has it been since you last spoke to them?”

“You never talk about it, why?”

“How come you’re so different around them?”

“It’s like you don’t have a care or worry in the world.”

“You seem so perfect. I don’t get it.”

“What was your ex like?”

“I don’t think I was ever good enough for them.”

“Are you not comfortable being intimate?”

“Why don’t you feel comfortable being intimate?”

“Letting someone see you that vulnerable, it’s a scary thing.”

“Are you scared of being hurt?”

“Have you ever been taken advantage of?”

“Why are you afraid of saying I love you?”

“I never understood how someone could say those words so easily.”

“You’re hurting others the way you’ve been hurt in the past, don’t you think that’s ironic?”

“You use people to make yourself feel better.”

“I’m scared of being used again…”

“Losing someone isn’t easy, but you’re making it harder than it needs to be.”

“How long has it been since you lost them?”

“You’re too attached.”

“I’m not attached, I’m just comfortable with what I’m familiar to.”

“Maybe the real reason you’re so controlling is because, deep down you’d rather have them in your grasp than lose them.”

2.    “You lied to me.”

3.    “You’re the only one I want”

4.    “I want to show you something”

5.    “They can’t hurt you anymore”

6.    “I love you”

7.    “I don’t ever want to live without you”

8.    “cry me a river”

9.    “I needed you”

10.  “Stay?”

11.  “Do you know how to knock?”

12.  “Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous”

13.  “I need you”

14.  “I hate you.” “No you don’t”

15.  “Stop talking”

16.  “You deserve so much better”

17.  “Please never stop smiling”

18.  “It hurts to see you cry”

19.  “It’s three in the morning”

20.  “You need to see this.”

21.  “Please don’t go”

22.  “Of course I’m right, I’m always right”

23.  “Stop it! It tickles!”

24.  “Try me”

25.  “It’s not like you gave me a choice”

26.  “Those things you said yesterday… did you mean them?”

27.  “I love you and it scares the hell out of me!”

28.  “Why are you awake right now?”

29.  “Don’t ever do that again.”

30.  “What did you break this time?”

31.  “We arenot friends!”

32.  “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

33.  “I don’t care, just hold me.”

34.  “Why didn’t you tell me you were hurt?”

35.  “We can’t keep doing this.”

36.  “did you even sleep last night?” “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

37.  “Stop being so attractive”

38.  “I’m not that drunk”

39.  “If we get caught, it’s your fault!”

40.  “I thought you knew”

41.  “Do you want me to leave?”

42.  “Sleep is for the weak”

43.  “Don’t touch me”

44.  “Can’t we just hug this out”

45.  “I’m here, I’m not gonna leave you”

46.  “help me find my shirt” “you know, as much as I want to… I don’t want to”

47.  “you’re wrong” “I’m always wrong”

48.  “Listen, it’s for science”

49.  “I missed you”

50.  “You wanna build a blanket fort?”

51.  “Well it didn’t seem important at the time”

52.  “Just listen to me”

53.  “Can I kiss you?”

54.  “I thought you didn’t want me”

55.  “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it”

56.  “Please don’t cry. I can’t stand to see you cry”

57.  “Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself”

58.  “Shut up and kiss me”

59.  “I think you’re just afraid to be happy”

60.  “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad”

61.  “You’re Mine. I don’t share”

62.  “Make me”

63.  “You come to my room and wake me up at 4 am to cuddle?”

64.  “You look like you need a hug”

65.  “You’re lucky you’re cute”

66.  “Sometimes I really don’t like you”

67.  “I’m too sober for this”

68.  “Awe, you’re so cute”

69.  “Wait, no. don’t take kissing away from me.”

70.  “You owe me a kiss”

71.  “Yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe I would”

72.  “Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit”

73.  “Fuck you”

74.  “You should’ve said that yesterday”

75.  “We can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said”

76.  “You say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it”

77.  “Maybe in another world.”

78.  “Why are you like this?”

79.  “Stop making empty promises”

80.  “Don’t say that.”

81.  “I’m done. We’re done”

82.  “I would have stayed if you asked.”

83.  “You know I’d do anything for you”

84.  “Why do you have a duck in your bag?”

85.  “Why can’t we get matching clothes?”

86.  “You were sick 5 minutes ago” “but I’m not sick now”

87.  “You know I didn’t mean that”

88.  “Who cares if they saw?”

89.  “Let me stay. Please.”

90.  “You’re just a little baby”

91.  “Go fuck yourself”

92.  “I don’t owe you an explanation”

93.  “I want an answer, goddammit”

94.  “This is why we can’t have nice things”

95.  “I’m not going anywhere”

96.  “Tell me I’m wrong”

97.  “Love is overrated”

98.  “You’re burning up”

99.  “Hey, don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself”

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With sentences from series 11 and 12.

“Don’t be scared. All of this is new to you, and new can be scary. Now we all want answers. Stick with me — you might get some.”

“Enough questions. You lot, you love to chat, I get it. Lots to do. I’m working on it all….Give me nine minutes, a bit of quiet, and I’ll be ready to roll. Scout’s honor.”

“Don’t worry. I’ve got a plan….Well, I will have by the time we get to the top.”

“It’s a work in progress, but so is life.“

“These legs definitely used to be longer!”

“…’cause we’re all capable of the most incredible change.  We can evolve while still staying true to who we are.  We can honor who we’ve been and choose who we want to be next.”

“I’m just a traveler. Sometimes I see things need fixing, I do what I can.”

“It’s been a long time since I’ve bought women’s clothes.”

“Is anyone excited? ‘Cause I’m really excited.”

“Ooh, fun fact: If you weave dragline spider silk as thick as a pencil, it’s strong enough to stop a plane in flight.”

“I eat danger for breakfast. I don’t, I prefer cereal. Or croissants. Or those little fried Portuguese—never mind, it’s not important.”

“I need oil, water, tree bark, a saucepan, nine containers, an old newspaper, a touch of ox spit, a chicken poo, and a biscuit.”

“The systems aren’t the problem. How people use and exploit the system — that’s the problem.”

“In the Old Testament. There’s a twist in the sequel: “Love thy neighbour”.“

“I know, because we’re all the same. We want certainty. Security. To believe that people are evil or heroic. But that’s not how people are. You want to know the secrets of existence? Start with the mysteries of the heart. I can show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don’t understand, if you trust me.’”

“Fighting with the vending machine?”

“In your time, humanity is busy arguing over the washing-up while the house burns down. Unless people face facts and change, catastrophe is coming. But it’s not decided. You know that. The future is not fixed. It depends on billions of decisions, and actions, and people stepping up. Humans. I think you forget how powerful you are. Lives change worlds. People can save planets, or wreck them. That’s the choice. Be the best of humanity.”

“Oh. Hi. I don’t suppose you’ve seen anything weird around here?”

“Both of you can only be my past. But that’s impossible because I know my own past- I lived through it. All of it.”

“Are you Ed Sheeran?”

“None of us know for sure what’s out there.  That’s why we keep looking.  Keep your faith.  Travel hopefully.  The universe will surprise you.  Constantly.”

“I could show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don’t understand.”

“I carry them with me.  What they would have thought and said and done.  Make them a part of who I am.  So even though they’re gone from the world, they’re never gone from me.”

“Love, in all it’s forms, is the most powerful weapon we have.  Because love is a form of hope and, like hope, love abides in the face of everything.”

“In the end, every living thing has the same instinct.  To come back home.”

“Who worlds pivot on acts of imagination.”

I have a week off of work and am taking the opportunity to get away for a while. We’re heading up to my in-law’s cottage in the highlands that has no internet or phone signal so I will not be around for a bit. I would love to tell you that I have replies all queued up for while I’m away but that would have involve some level of self-restraint over the last few days, which apparently I don’t possess.

However! I do have a bunch of memes queued up though, so in my absence, please send many things to Daisy, Deina, Maria, Kat and Lucy, so that I have loads of things to come back to!

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.

“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”

“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”

“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”

“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”

“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”

“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”

“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”

“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”

“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”

“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”

“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”

“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.” 

“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”

“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”

“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”

“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”

“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”

“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”

“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”

I have a week off of work and am taking the opportunity to get away for a while. We’re heading up to my in-law’s cottage in the highlands that has no internet or phone signal so I will not be around for a bit. I would love to tell you that I have replies all queued up for while I’m away but that would have involve some level of self-restraint over the last few days, which apparently I don’t possess.

However! I do have a bunch of memes queued up though, so in my absence, please send many things to Daisy, Deina, Maria, Kat and Lucy, so that I have loads of things to come back to!