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I love The Golden Girls.
Yaāll donāt have any idea how fucking brave and needed these plot lines were.
This was before Ellen came out.
This was before civil unions.
This was before Donāt Ask Donāt Tell.
This was when your ass could be fired, blacklisted, and shunned with no legal protections for even being hinted at being gay.
And the Golden Girls said āFuck you, Fuck this, weāre doing it anyway.ā
I think it should be noted that Blancheās quote about AIDS is also āIt is not god punishing people for their sinsā and that the episode also deals with slutshaming.
I donāt know if people realize how much activism these women did for gay right and during the aids crisis. If you think about it they were all long established in Hollywood and Broadway. They had tons of friends personally affected and dealing with the aids crisis. Estelle Getty lost a nephew. I think they helped plant seeds in people who watched Golden Girls that helped make things a little more normalized and mainstream.
Pattonās Home for Traumatized Kids
Chapter One: The New Kid
Story Summary: Roman has to have a completely new start. New school, new town, new home and a new family. As a kid in his first foster home, Roman isnāt prepared to trust these people and get hurt again, but heās not the only kid in the house recovering from past issues. Regardless, their foster father Patton is ready to be the dad theyāve always needed, and traumatized kids learn to lean on each other for support.
Story Warnings: Past abuse of all types, trauma, and anxiety
Pairings: Familial LAMP
Chapter Summary: Roman moves into his new foster home. He is not having a good time.
Chapter Warnings: Anxiety, panic, implied past abuse, food, one vomiting mention, and talk of hidden cameras
Word Count: 6778
Notes: First chapter of a story Iāve wanted to make for my foster au! Thanks to Cornybird on Ao3 for beta-ing this one <3
āLogan, Virgil?ā Patton called out from downstairs. āCan you come down here? I wanna talk about something with you!ā
Virgil and Logan gave each other curious looks from their sitting places on the same bed. Virgil placed his phone on the nightstand beside him as Logan set his book down at the foot of the bed, both standing up to exit Virgilās bedroom and head downstairs. At the dining room table was their foster father, Patton, smiling wide with a laptop and notepad in front of him.
āWhatās up?ā Virgil asked after he and Logan glanced at each other.Ā
Patton giggled to himself, āSit down for a second and Iāll tell you! Nothing bad, promise. I think itās very exciting.ā
They quickly sat at the table on the other side of Patton. āSo,ā Patton joked, āI bet youāre wondering why Iāve gathered you all here today!ā
Logan and Virgil spoke in unison. āYouāre getting another foster kid.ā
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Any wise old adults here who are willing to give a poor College student help with something? I'm trying to think of something to put down in my fic of an adult teaching kids something that is actually pretty difficult but adulty? If that makes sense? Like, not taxes. Something super normal but something that you're used to your parents doing growing up.
How to take care of your car (oil changes, tire changes etc)
every person can feel freddieās presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH IāVE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs iām not joking
itās fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like itās such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. itās a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, itās a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when itās on in public. itās bittersweet to think about freddieās legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because heās a part of so many peopleās good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.
Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends
every time i see this post iām reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony
like, what other song can make that claim?
Some of the highlights of that video include:
The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what theyāre all doing
So many people audibly ādoing the guitar partsā⦠like ya do
The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)
How they all start jumping at the ramp-up āso you think you can stomp meā
Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final āoooooās and the last line to close the song
Only days before my state went into lockdown, āBohemian Rhapsodyā came on in the restaurant kitchen Iād just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when āsometimes I wish Iād never been born at allā came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE RAT THAT LIVES IN MY HEART!
Dude this is badass
Admiring our frog shape. Artwork by @DaanHabets
@vanilla-rose-swirl this ad?
hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
You know what I'd think would be a cool dynamic to read more of? Knight Logan.
Knight Logan who worked his way up to the top because he studies his opponents and learns how to exploit their weakness.
Knight Logan who will recite the entire knight code to you if you ask for it or break a rule.
Knight Logan who started out as a scholar but was fascinated by swords and learned how to use one.
Knight Logan who strategizes all their attacks or defensive maneuvers to protect the castle.
Knight Logan who is thirsted over but either doesn't care or is oblivious to the fanclub following him.
Knight Logan who is cocky about his win to loss ratio and had the skill to back it up.
Knight Logan who will knock someone flat on their ass when they're being stupid without hurting anything but their pride.
I just really want to read more Knight Logan
I WANNA SEE KNIGHT LOGAN KNOCK ROMAN ON HIS ASS CUZ HE WAS BEING A COCKY SHIT! Cat I never knew I wanted to see something so bad before
Whatās so bad about periods
At first I was like āno donāt reblog itāll weird people outā then I was like āoh right thatās the pointā
You also lose iron during menstruation. I actually passed out because of that yesterday.
Also shout out to all trans, gender-fluid or genderless people with menstruation out there! Periods donāt make you female. Only you define your gender!
Actually there is a good chance that is not the lack of iron making you pass out but instead drops on blood pressure!
I found this out recently. Iāve always been told my fainting/dizzy spells during my period were iron related but I did some research and because I have a history of low blood pressure and fainting related to it (in times of a restricted diet and pregnancy) itās far more likely thatās the reason Iām fainting
A lot of other AFAB people report the same
I ended up in the hospital due to severe blood loss and needed transfusions to recover
Not to mention the dip in your immune system when you lose that much blood, just because of all the white blood cells pouring out along with the rest of it.Ā
Or the fact that a lot of the painful/severe symptoms associated with periods are actually due to medical problems that need to be addressed, but people donāt know this because no one wants to talk about it and associate most of the symptoms with a fictional version of PMS

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Ivity and Anx: At The Studio
Summary: Somewhere before Roman posted Psychic to YouTube, but after he and Virgil had their falling out, Roman goes into the studio to pitch a song. Warnings: Mention of parental abuse (in passing), homophobia, music/music label, slight Roman angst
Word count: 4571
Pairings: Slowburn Prinxiety
A/N: im back from the dead! this was a chapter i had written after chapter twelve, but before @lovecrazyjennybear and i started writing chapter thirteen. this originally was gonna be chapter thirteen but that got scrapped for the actual chapter thirteen we had. i still like how it turned out, so i thought iād post it! though, it does bring some continuity into question so just like. donāt think too hard about it, i guess? taglist at the end
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chemicalĀ imbalances
relationships: gay dads loginceĀ
word count: 4235
summary:Ā Lately, Pattonās been feelings hazy. Smiles feel fake, He canāt get out of bed, and his brain just canāt seem to shut up. Everything feels impossible, but Patton is confident that his dads donāt have a clue as to what is going on. As long as he isnāt infecting them with sadness, everything will be okay.That plan goes great, until one day Logan walks in on him unable to get out of bed, and it turns out that his dads know more than he thought they did.
Patton has bad day, and this time he isnāt spending it alone
warnings: depression, Patton has some not so great thoughts
TODAY IS THE DAY. !!!! Im taking back control over my life, my friends, most of all protecting my future and ⦠Alma Seaman needs your suppor
Hi everyone I don't normally ask for this but a good friend of mine is finally divorcing her abusive ex you could donate that would be great she asked me to share it
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Dear people in charge of my work schedule
Why the fuck are we on Mandatory Over Time but you're offering people Voluntary Time Off?!
Sincerely,
A confused and tired employee

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send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.
I DIDNāT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASNāT THAT
IMGONNAPEEMYSLEF
It started and i was like āhmm this is vaguely familiarā and then fucking lost it. I canāt believe Iād forgotten about this masterpiece
Is it bad I knew what this was immediately?
whatpath:
Yes, lets imagine a world WITHOUT MUSLIMS, shall we?
Without Muslims you wouldnāt have:
Coffee
Cameras
Experimental Physics
Chess
Soap
Shampoo
Perfume/spirits
Irrigation
Crank-shaft, internal combustion engine, valves, pistons
Combination locks
Architectural innovation (pointed arch -European Gothic cathedrals adopted this technique as it made the building much stronger, rose windows, dome buildings, round towers, etc.)
Surgical instruments
Anesthesia
Windmill
Treatment of Cowpox
Fountain pen
Numbering system
Algebra/Trigonometry
Modern Cryptology
3 course meal (soup, meat/fish, fruit/nuts)
Crystal glasses
Carpets
Checks
Gardens used for beauty and meditation instead of for herbs and kitchen.
University
Optics
Music
Toothbrush
Hospitals
Bathing
Quilting
Marinerās Compass
Soft drinks
Pendulum
Braille
Cosmetics
Plastic surgery
Calligraphy
Manufacturing of paper and cloth
It was a Muslim who realized that light ENTERS our eyes, unlike the Greeks who thought we EMITTED rays, and so invented a camera from this discovery.
It was a Muslim who first tried to FLY in 852, even though it is the Wright Brothers who have taken the credit.
It was a Muslim by the name of Jabir ibn Hayyan who was known as the founder of modern Chemistry. He transformed alchemy into chemistry. He invented: distillation, purification, oxidation, evaporation, and filtration. He also discovered sulfuric and nitric acid.
It is a Muslim, by the name of Al-Jazari who is known as the father of robotics.
It was a Muslim who was the architect for Henry Vās castle.
It was a Muslim who invented hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes, a technique still used today.
It was a Muslim who actually discovered inoculation, not Jenner and Pasteur to treat cowpox. The West just brought it over from Turkey
It was Muslims who contributed much to mathematics like Algebra and Trigonometry, which was imported over to Europe 300 years later to Fibonnaci and the rest.
It was Muslims who discovered that the Earth was round 500 years before Galileo did.
The list goes onā¦ā¦ā¦..
Just imagine a world without Muslims. Now I think you probably meant, JUST IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TERRORISTS. And then I would agree, the world would definitely be a better place without those pieces of filth. But to hold a whole group responsible for the actions of a few is ignorant and racist. No one would ever expect Christians or White people to be held responsible for the acts of Timothy McVeigh (Oklahoma bombing) or Anders Breivik (Norway killing), or the gun man that shot Congresswoman Giffords in head, wounded 12 and killed 6 people, and rightly so because they had nothing to do with those incidents! Just like the rest of the 1.5 billion Muslims have nothing to do with this incident!
Sources:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-islamic-inventors-changed-the-world-469452.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-29/world/muslim.inventions_1_hassani-inventions-muslim?_s=PM:WORLD
http://www.ummahedinburgh.co.uk/radio/files/Muslim-Invention-Article.pdf
I couldnāt be happier to reblog this.
this is amazing.
Incredible