They turned him into a fursuit, funniest shit ever

love how when lesbians see a stupid little guy they like they can never be normal about them like i can’t just say “oh he’s nice :)” i have to be like “i need to chop him up and put him back togehter and reanimate him and take his dithered ass to walgreens to smoke testosterone in the back”

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

i don’t want to “fix him” i want to to be his best friend. i want to be discord friends with him and talk about obscure creepypasta lore. i want to take him to mcdonald’s and watch his ass get kicked out because i dared him to order the shart burger. i sure won’t be able to improve things for him at all but i sure as hell will be there when he laughs so hard during jackbox that he falls over in his chair and hurts his head real bad

Every character needs to be at least a little pathetic and a little weird. And if they're not pathetic at all then they need to be super weird