Crazy Cat Dad

Well, which one is it going to be?

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

academic networking, or as I like to think of it, hanging around people long enough that they add you to their dropbox of illicit and highly topic-specific pdfs

#This is exactly why she didn’t win #Men didn’t even know that’s what she was doing #Pride and Prejudice [x]

the wage gap, holy shit 

That's a terribly tremendous difference

queer is such a great word

Queer is the word that protected me for decades as I figured out who I was and still protects me when I want to speak and be seen without being forced to come out in specificity to random strangers.

@dovewithscales

Good parenting. No magical quests until you’re older, but definitely magic lessons early and often.

not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

#As an actual teacher I can explain exactly WHY this teacher is a fuck up#Her questions are too vague and not specific#The Warners are smart kids but they are smartasses FIRST and will take every opportunity#Ask them something like what is Sir Isaac Newton’s greatest discovery and they will perform a flawless skit#But ask them what they know about gravity and they’ll fucking drop a boulder on you

some people will see this and think the joke is that the kids are not conforming to the mindset of a good student other people will see this and realize the joke is shes a shit teacher