johnny is a nerd. inside that hot, lean, playful exterior, to his core, johnathan storm is a complete an utter nerd. he would love your facts. i'd even go as far to say that, sometimes (all the time), he turns as asks you questions about the unimportant things just because he knows you'll have an answer and just because he loves to hear you talk. once you finally caught on and asked him, "why don't you just google it, johnny," with a raised brow...oh brother he takes serious offense.

"'google it'?" he'd echo, lips frowning and head tilted to the side as if that was the most ridiculous thing he'd ever heard in his life. "why would i google it when i have the most beautifully brilliant wonderful partner in the world who knows the answer?" (mind you, the question was something dumb as fuck like 'is expired pasta safe to eat even if it's two years past the expiration date'. the answer is no. very clearly no.)

he doesn't care about your pessimism - we're all human, it happens. in his worst moments, sometimes johnny can spiral, too. the important thing is that he'll always be there for you, pulling you out of it with stupid jokes that are lined underneath with real advise.

your empathy will go a long way with johnny - he's a hero, afterall. sometimes, he doesn't have enough to give in a relationship, and the grace you offer him is appreciated beyond words. but ninety percent of the time, johnny is the best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.

he’s naturally chivalrous, and a yearner. so he’d do anything he can when courting you. johnny will find out your likes and dislikes and do anything he can to win your affections once he has his eye on you. he comes off as a playboy, but he’s a lover at heart. johnny loves a challenge, so when you brush him off as “not your type” (since he has blonde hair and blue eyes), he’s going to everything in his power to prove he’s the one for you !

in quiet moments, when it’s just the two of you, johnny will open up to you about what live was like before he went to space and who he was before he turned into this anomaly. it’s one of the few times he’s actually serious, and you’ll feel his love and passion for science in all of his words.

overall, i think you’d be super compatible with each other!

i can't discern what it is specifically but the answer was clear to me!

you're laid back and optimistic - you'd be the sunshine to zukko's grumpy! he'd think you're the funniest person he knows, but he'd never admit it out loud (not at first). i can imagine a scenario where the two of you are out together, maybe at a party or something, and you're lighting the room up. cracking jokes, breaking the ice, carrying the conversation and he'd just be...there. standing next to you, behind you almost, just stoic and silent.

he's having the time of his life, but no one can tell.

zukko is protective, so he's keeping an eye out. you never have to worry about anything when you're with him. so while you're chatting it up with everyone around you, he's scanning the room, making sure there's no threats.

zukko is a natural protector, it's instinctual for him to look out for the people that he cares for. it's no exception when it comes to you. in fact, i'd argue, that it's worse tenfold. "zukko, you're smothering me," you'd complain. just for him to grunt, taking half a step back from you, convinced that that's more than enough "space."

yall be getting into it tho lowkey. he's also quick to temper and he's stubborn. but that's okay <3 you can yell at him all you want, he's right where he wants to be. he's not good with words so when he's tired of fighting with you, he'd just invade your personal space. he'd pretend that he's not doing anything, but you know that's his quiet way of apologizing and wanting to be okay again. you guys can be emotionally constipated together <33 when it counts, though, zukko will drop his guard and step out of his shell to be there for you.

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at first, i thought you might be compatible with peter parker but i think your interests differ a bit too much. bob is much more suitable for you!

i think bob would admire you a lot. all of the extracurriculars you did - it makes me imagine that you have a soft, authoritative persona. he thinks its cool that you used to do so much and you're definitely out of his league. smart, athletic, capable - bob is whipped! he'd be all doe-eyed when you tell him, a soft scoff leaving his lips. "cool," it'd slip past his lips without him really processing it.

bob is very smart, smarter than he lets on. he'd have no issues with keeping up with you in conversation, always having something meaningful to add to the conversation. he knows you hate math and science, but that doesn't deter him from rambling about all things stem. he's not trying to convert you, he swears, he just likes to impress you with all his hoity toity facts! it's a side of him that only you know, though. he doesn't care to impress others.

he jests with you. not loudly or constantly. subtle. the corner of his mouth would quirk upwards, a ghost of a smile before he'd ask you in a low voice, "oh really? hm, that's news to me." (he's being sarcastic, by the way..if u couldn't tell..)

he's not an angry person. i genuinely think he's one of the most patient characters in the mcu. i'm not sure how much you know about bob, but he grew up in a very traumatic household. he would never raise his voice and he would never be with someone who shouts, either. with his background, i imagine that bob is an anxiously attached partner sometimes. if you're upset with him, unless you explicitly tell him to go away or to give you space, he's solving things right then and there. bob doesn't believe in going to bed angry.

when he loves, he loves whole heartedly. bob compliments you because he means it, not because he's supposed to. you're genuinely the most beautiful person in his eyes and he never misses a chance to tell you as such. (he's also buff as shit so ur physique has no bearings what so ever to him)

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