Carrots!

Read Swords Comic it’s great.

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

my toes are cold. y'know what’d warm em up? a mouth

Y’know what’d do better? The warmth and love of Jesus. go to church

Spirited away music is like christmas music but somehow Christmasier

Pukisho your the only valid hoe on this hell of a site

Thanks I know babe

ah, a transphobe, are ya? *bug sprays you right in the mouth*

This reminds me of when pixar used to animate blooper reels in their early movies god I miss that shit