Sometimes? I think you mean all of the time.

Being an adult is just parenting yourself.

This is so important

thank you to all the authors who wrote about beautiful women as liars, femme fatales, wicked witches and cruel, jealous goddesses for providing me with so many excellent role models to look up to and long for

its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release

Taking the lid off a pot that’s boiling too much wont solve the problem of the heat being too high, but it will release the pressure so you’ll have time to get the heat under control before everything inside the pot explodes 

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

oMg????????

Becoming an adult is the most expensive life decision I didn’t make

My taste in fashion knew I was a lesbian before I did

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”