used to know a tortoise once

“i’m very, very happy now”

“can anyone hear running water?”

[in otra japan] [crowd is deadass silent] “OI OI !!!”

“i– i’m not circumcised”

“define girlfriends”

[points up] “… god.”

“you called it a pussy, didn’t you?”

Promise 😊

I hope the two of you ‘get some’ very soon :) #cryingparents

[softly] “♫ bedtime for me, bedtime for me ♫”

“that’s your fucking job you fucking loser !!”

“chicken and chili ♫ peW pEW pew ♫”

“that’s a fair comment but in the future, i’d rather you fuck off”

“if that’s how i like to work liam that’s up to me okay so if you’re going to hold it against me then leave the band” (s)

“now that was tight on my balls”

“shit ! bastard ! i did that gOOD ! you did that sHIT ! i DID THAT GOOD”

“well what do you bring liAm ? nO HAIR !”

“i actually quite like the word: boobs. boobs, boobs, boobs.”

[imitating australian accent] “my jam. loved that, loved that.”

[smug ass face] [is a villainous cat] “well, well, well”

“i’m gonna take a pull now so you better not take a fuckin’ photo”

“oi ! shut your fucking mouth, pal

“talk about your deepest… love”

“give it to me niALL GIVE IT TO ME”

“so you’ve gotta turn on mr. camp big time”

[being a little shit] “look how tall i am i’m loving it !!1″

[about bdsm] “i’ve forgot the question [sheep cackle]”

me wid a footie on my head lol

please leave your honest opinion im only 16 years old :)

[about professional footie players] “they’re very, very fit”

“you little shIT”

“mINE ! MINE !!2!”

(not a saying but this “yES JULIAN” laughter gmh) 

[bout to kill a man] “do me a favour”

“i’m very, very happy now”

“can anyone hear running water?”

[in otra japan] [crowd is deadass silent] “OI OI !!!”

“i– i’m not circumcised”

“define girlfriends”

[points up] “… god.”

“you called it a pussy, didn’t you?”

Promise 😊

I hope the two of you ‘get some’ very soon :) #cryingparents

[softly] “♫ bedtime for me, bedtime for me ♫”

“that’s your fucking job you fucking loser !!”

“chicken and chili ♫ peW pEW pew ♫”

“that’s a fair comment but in the future, i’d rather you fuck off”

“if that’s how i like to work liam that’s up to me okay so if you’re going to hold it against me then leave the band” (s)

“now that was tight on my balls”

“shit ! bastard ! i did that gOOD ! you did that sHIT ! i DID THAT GOOD”

“well what do you bring liAm ? nO HAIR !”

“i actually quite like the word: boobs. boobs, boobs, boobs.”

[imitating australian accent] “my jam. loved that, loved that.”

[smug ass face] [is a villainous cat] “well, well, well”

“i’m gonna take a pull now so you better not take a fuckin’ photo”

“oi ! shut your fucking mouth, pal

“talk about your deepest… love”

“give it to me niALL GIVE IT TO ME”

“so you’ve gotta turn on mr. camp big time”

[being a little shit] “look how tall i am i’m loving it !!1″

[about bdsm] “i’ve forgot the question [sheep cackle]”

me wid a footie on my head lol

please leave your honest opinion im only 16 years old :)

[about professional footie players] “they’re very, very fit”

“you little shIT”

“mINE ! MINE !!2!”

(not a saying but this “yES JULIAN” laughter gmh) 

[bout to kill a man] “do me a favour”