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What have been the recent efforts surrounding returning the sheriff?

How is the Texan doing?

What are some examples of the new security measures in place?

How will this security benefit Texas?

If a Texas resident wants to leave, how would they do so?

Do you have any leads on the sheriff?

We have been searching relentlessly, and although nothing has happened efforts have not stopped.

According to the Texan, lightly edited for clarity. "While I am worried, I am overall doing quite alright, I have just had a nice can of pop! I hope these kidnappers are brought to justice soon by the swift hand of Texas law, god bless Texas."

We built a wall, alongside cameras in many places with a need for them.

We will stop more kidnappings and all outside threats are able to be neutralized before another poor soul goes missing, bless the sheriff's heart.

Why would they want or need to?

Not personally, but I have heard the Texas is talking to a certain woman about some negotiations. Sounds exciting!

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

the sheriff has been missing for a long time, and rumors have been going around that new security has been put up around texas

more news to come, but all texas residents should tread carefully

Usin yer thousand alts ta win, I see yer game

- texanon

Well that's not nice to accuse someone of rigging the game.. ☹️☹️ Quite hurtful, actually. You made me very sad... I would never do that! Have you seen me rig the boxing ring??? No?? Can you prove I rigged any contest?? I only won fair and square, Texan. Just fair.

You've been off since your sheriff went missing. Or I guess husband. Good for you.

Or bad. But that doesn't matter now right? You haven't given him any ring, so that should still be okay, right?

Eitherway, people have been doing contests throughout the entire time this town was made from the ground up, why would I rig the game by using my own alt accounts? People just love me! Maybe you should try a little bit of that. Would help you be more positive. Besides, I'm just good like that. If I was rigging it, I would have kidnapped the warden by now, but I didn't! You're taking the contest way too personally for someone who didn't even participate at all. So maybe you should try to be less paranoid and start doing whatever you texans need to do.

hello texas residents! if anybody has seen our sheriff please contact me or the texan ( @lotf-texan ), we are actively searching.

any information can help, whether it be completely credible or not. the key feature of our sheriff is his badge, he always has it on!!

( @lotf-texan )