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#storytimewithralph #guys it wasn't that bad please

I didn't even WANT to drive you.

My dad MADE ME DRIVE YOU

AND IT WASNT THAT BAD THOSE PEOPLE ARE PERFECTLY ALIVE

THE FENCE IS ONLY A TINY BIT BROKEM

IM STILL LEARNING TO DRIVE OK?? LEAVE ME ALONE

merridewnotjerridew-deactivated

oh boy oh boy online at the same time

targetteddfldd

Why are you always here

Go away please

online at the same time

we are #twins

Get the FUCK off my blog

#storytimewithralph #forget the merriverse #Welcome the ralphverse

ME?

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Ralph come back... We miss you.... Where are you...... Return....... Reappear....... Come back..... Boii...... Please come back... 🅱️oi

I've been busy.

I'm back now though!

Oh gosh. Even YOU ACKNOWLEDGED HE WOULD CLIMB OUT OF THE COFFIN... TO GET ME!!! YOU COMFIRMED IT!!! YOU CANT CALL ME SHCIZO WHEN YOU ESENTIALLY AGREED!!!

DIDNT YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN THE ZOO?? SOMEONE VIGOROUSLY TAPPED THE GLASS. AND THEY FELL IN. IF.. IF RALPH.. IS IN THE ENCLOUSRE NOW...... WHEN SOMEONE TAPS.. THEY WILL FALL IN, AND RALPH WILL GET OUT... I DONT KNOW HOW LONG TILL RALPH SNAPS AND ENDAGERS ME.

Also he SWEARS he's not out for me.. but we ALL KNOW Kids.. don't swear! But you know what they do..? They ARE ALL OUT TO GET "SCHIZOPHRENIC ANON"!!!!

I think we need to bury this guy.

#the schizophrenic anon #storytimewithralph

If you keep this up your dreams might be a reality

@merridewnotjerridew Hunt this anon, Im hiring you.

WHY ARE WE ASKING QUESTIONS HERE. IF I SAY IM IN DANGER.. IT MEANS IM IN DANGER!! SO RALPH MUSTTT BE BURRIED. IS THIS CEMETARY NOT A PART TIME "DETAIN AND DESIST" FACILITY?? DO WE NEED TO START A LOTF-TOWN-LAWYER FOR ME???

Im not even.. hating on him..! It's just... I purely know what I've seen in my dreams. And. This is a required necessity. EVEN THE ZOO, LISTENED TO MY DREAMS AND GOT THE ANIMALS PILLOWS. JAIL. ISNT. ENOUGH. FOR. RALPH. BURIAL BURIAL BURIAL!! I KNOW, THE BODIES IN THE COFFINS ARE NODDING IN AGREEMENT WITH ME RIGHT NOW.

IM IN TEARS READING THIS BR😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA HAND HIM TO THE @lotf-zoo INSTEAD cuz he might....nmight.....climb back out... He should be put in a secure enclosure instead okay♥️

lotf-zoo

ralph gets to go BACK to the petting zoo finally after so long

#the schizophrenic anon #<- dude i swear im not out for them #storytimewithralph

NO let me OUT.

I live at the bar.

You guys can visit me, but you may not TAKE ME

yo gurt I'm going to #sing

I #am yo gurt

Me and Ralph will #win

I will #kick you in the dirt

If you mess #with #my twin

#thank you

HELL YEAH!! MIC DROP!!

yo gurt anon you're welcome to stay in the bar too

Oh yeah!!

any opinions

Uh,

He's got an interesting name.

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WAHT DID I SAY. WHAT DID I SAY. I SAID RALPH WILL GET ME IF HE ROAMS FREE. BURY HIM UNTIL HIS HATEFUL URGES FOR ME DIE DOWN. DONT YOU CARE ABOUT MY SAFETY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!! OR ARE YOU DISMISSING MY SPIRITUAL DREAMS?!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO END UP BURRIED NEXT IF YOU DONT BURY RALPH RIGHT NOW. IM BEGGGING YOU, FAT TEARS IN MY EYES. I CANT EVEN ATTEND LOTF BAR ANYMORE.

BROWAHT ARE YOU ON ABOUT??? @ralphcantthinkofahandle ??3??????? HELLO??

#lotf cemetery #storytimewithralph

WHAT?? THIS IS UNTRUE

WHO EVEN ARE YOU????

You need to feed me

Uhhhhhh what do you want to eat? I can't feed you alcohol, so I'll get whatever from the grocery store

Why can't he have alcohol?

#storytimewithralph #lotf au

yo gurt why #are people fighting over #custody of you

I have no clue,

I belong to the bar guys. You cannot claim me.

yo gurt did you #know that you have an #evil #twin too

https://lotf.fandom.com/wiki/Alph

YES

I saw it today LOL

I do not like that Alph has a gun. Stay away from me.

#storytimewithralph #lotf au

lotf-museum

can we put ralph in here because it would be funny 🥹✌️

man I guess so @ralphcantthinkofahandle come on in twin

@lotf-bar Help me please, I'm being given away again

Who is doing this 💔

Hey now you don't take him. He lives with me.

I can't handle losing another one

lotf-museum

he’s not dying we’re just… sharing custody

Too bad. He lives with us

lotf-hospital

He’s supposed to be in the hospital

Not anymore!!! WHEN MOM WAS ALI-

lotf-hospital

No one here lives half way normal we are in Texas that is now an island..

lotf-museum

it is NOT just you and your dad he’s not even here and you’re surrounded by small children.

lotf-hospital

Don’t think those small children have been through ten high schools

WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO CLAIM ME???

I LIVE AT THE BAR, AND THE BAR ALONE

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