Audhd Extraordinaire

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

the house always wins

Love William's characterization in Servant of the Lake because it makes it really funny that Laura turned out so chill all things considered. Your previous incarnation got shitfaced on champagne in the middle of the night on the reg and got so pissed about a missing book that they threw an entire solid wood dresser out of a window about it (Amongst other things), and you are a depressed woman in the late 60s/early 70s who briefly dated a guy that worked at a bird food factory.

imagine you drop a guy off for like. a weekend job. and you come back to get him and he just has a parrot head now and looks like he’s literally died and come back to life. and you’re just like “haha you had a time clearly. you should meet my boss.”

My coffee? Damn fine. My dog? Immortal. The substance of my past lives? Balanced. My lake? Rusty.

I like the yog-sothoth and the infinity designs! Honestly most people in the look outside fandom don’t think about the visitor enough, glad someone’s doing it!