let it go, let yourself flow. slow and low...

Here's the deal I get to turn myself in to Sarasota county sheriff's office tomorrow. And we'll be going to jail for an undisclosed amount of time. Joy joy joy to me. And hopefully I'll be clean after that and we'll be able to stay clean after that. I have totally and completely enjoyed all of the posts and comments and offers from everybody on this site my name is Jimmy the douche. That's not a joke either. Everything I found on this site is from other posts and I'm just reblogged them except for the spoken word shit. A piece of advice for everybody that reads this if you going to do dope weed whatever meth. Whatever you do don't do it in the Sarasota county and especially do not park in the Walmart parking lot on Bee ridge and beneva. Stay out of Sarasota county as much as humanly possible Bradenton too for that matter. Cuz you'll just wind up doing something stupid and then wind up going to jail for something even stupider. There are more police and sheriff's officers and departments in two counties then I've ever seen in my entire life and I've lived in Chicago Washington DC and Atlanta and St Louis there are not only the Manatee county sheriff's office there's the Bradenton Police and the Holmes Beach Police as well as Anna Maria Island plus longboat key cops Sarasota sheriff's department Sarasota Police department and the all inclusive drug task force in a two county area all I know is if you drive 2 hours north of here you won't see a cop for hours but if you happen to be in this area you'll see one every five or 10 minutes it's insane. They're doing a fantastic job don't get me wrong and I take full responsibility for all of my actions but come on you really need that many police officers or departments to protect this one's beautiful swamp plan and woods that is now Sarasota manatee and Lakewood ranch please. I'm done ranting just take my advice if you're going to do something stupid don't talk dirty and if you're going to drive dirty make sure it's just dirt and not drugs.

From lost soul lost it aka jimmy the douche

So I like many americans, have come to the conclusion that living in a van, bus or travel trailer. Is so much more, so fantastically more of a daily adventure. Than Homesteading. I am able to come and go from one place. To another as I please. Nobody hassles me and life on the road is easily the best decision I've made for myself in a long while.

Durring Covid-19 while most people were busy doing short clip videos. And growing long beards while staying indoors. I lasted 12 days before I bought the van. Or as I refer to it as an apartment on wheels. And started remodeling the interior. And took off for the open road. And after the initial lock down of the country I got to see just how large my state is.

The west coast is where I hale. And the east coast I haven't been to in a long while. It's fun to be able to drive from coast in 3hours. There was little to no traffic at all and the cops weren't pulling anyone over at all due to fear of catching the 2020 plague. So speeding was fun. Exspecilly in areas where a few months before there were speed traps everywhere.

Then it was off to other states. Where it was a little more challenging. Most public restrooms were closed and other than truck stops and the occasional indian fill-up station. Dot not feather. You couldn't get a decent cup of coffee. Anywhere. The lack of traffic, the lowest gas prices I've seen in at least a decade, maybe two. Made up for a little more B.O. than normal.

And the public sex me and my woman had everywhere was out of this world. We fucked in at least every single truck stop bathroom from here to Texas. All over the van, on the roof, the hood if I parked close to a structure. Where I could get enough leverage to keep her on the hood. And not shatterthe glass, which I did on two occasions. From the pressure of us fucking.

I am so God damn hard right now that if I don't get to copulate. I swear to God my balls are going to explode. I am so horny that I decided to cut a hole in the wall, and then make a pocket pussy. From my own design. I took a rubber cooking glove. The one you get at the grocery store.the big red kind. And placed in a large plastic cup. With a rubber band holding the glove to the he cup. Placed the cup in the whole. Lathered up and went to town. So basically I've been fucking my house.

I'm so God damn hornet that there is a hole in every wall.