♡ Ice Queen ♡

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

Guys if you get a similar message PLEASE DONT CLICK THE LINK

It’ll make your device vulnerable to being hacked

That is not how blood analysis work, and what the fuck!! Are y'all on! To seriously risk a health hazard like this when Corona can be diagnostized without testing because

if you are not already ill and/or physically disabled/a small child/an elderly person the virus will not kill you if you treat your symptoms as you would any other ailment, by taking care of the symptoms even if there are no known vaccine or antibiotics yet.

This is not the fucking plague, you’re not going to instant-die just because you have it unless you’re already vulnerable.

Hell if you can really not afford the test, self-dx is still wiser than this shit move, even if it’s really not ideal at all! The symptoms are serious respiratory difficulties, fever, and other flu symptoms that get you bedridden. If you got that, you don’t need to get your blood tested SINCE THE VIRUS DOES NOT SHOW IN BLOOD.