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lol this chick on top model getting all mad at the dude she hooked up with on the show for not being serious about her. like, you have a fucking boyfriend at home you’re cheating on. i just… i don’t even get you.

things would not go down like this on american's next top flirter.

i’ll clear out the living room. bring your a game, rutherford

you better get me a trophy for when i win flex emoji

when and where

fest. or, alternatively, when i bust in to your place.

are you two looking for a fight

naked wrestling.

Did she make you become one?

that’s a man. lol. and no

blame dahlia.

oi you’re in my neighbourhood now mate

i'm going to break in to your "flat" and wear all your clothes.