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The bookstore I work in also has a coffee shop attached, and sometimes I help pick up shifts. Today, a rep from Comcast came up to the bar and asked to speak to our IT person. I went over to the phone and called him up. As I was wrapping up the call, I said, "If you could just roll on up here, that'd be great. Thanks." Now, I use the expression "what can I get rolling for you?" when I take coffee orders, so I say it upwards of a hundred times a day. It just came slithering from my mouth as reflex, and the realization of my words didn't hit until after I'd hung up the phone. The IT guy is my only coworker in a wheelchair.

I work at a bookstore, and yesterday a woman approached my counter with a book she wished to have gift wrapped. She selected a children's print out of the variety of papers we offered, but before I began to wrap, I asked which of our ribbon colors she would like to have on the gift. Me: We have every color of the rainbow, except orange, so it's dealer's choice. Her: well, I don't really know. There's a lot of colors on the paper. Whatever would work for a little boy. Me: That's a toughie. I think the pink goes really well with this paper. Her: Uhhh....I don't think so. It's for a little boy. Me: Most of the animals on this paper are dressed in purple, and I've got a great lavender ribbon! Her: How about blue? Me: Oh, I guess that works. Yeah, I can do that. I managed to keep a straight face, and not be too rude to her, but take your color stereotypes elsewhere lady. I didn't ask what gender you wanted wrapped around your book.