Tragically Horny

occasionally i will see a post about how saber's absence of a penis in certain f/sn scenes means she doesn't have one when the vn has already clearly established what invisible air is and does

for her maids there is this long trembling thrashing tantrum to enjoy as she struggles with the dawning realization that she's powerless. for the princess, there is the serenity and freedom that comes finally (and exceptionally messily) from that understanding, that she has a fundamentally important and inherent use.

“I don’t want to be a mom” too bad, I do, you’re getting pregnant.

REBLOG if you are thinking of masturbating, you are masturbating or just got done masturbating.

the purrpose of a princess is what she does, which means the purrpose of a princess is petulant whining as she's held down and bred

time to flip the script. your only purpose in life is to get me pregnant. there is no other point for your throbbing heavy balls and how achingly hard your cock is. you have one single job and it is to make sure i get pregnant. you'd better not get tired because we are not stopping until i am without a doubt sure that you knocked me up.

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

ur just jealous that the vampire queen likes how i look in her long dead daughters childhood clothes