moved to @cvnicaloptimist

Your godly parent is Dionysus, god of wine, theater, madness and festivals.

Children of Dionysus act and react based on emotional instincts rather than logic. This can sometimes make them seem erratic and frenzied as they react impulsively to what they are feeling. You react acutely to impulses and gut reactions, but it usually takes you a while to process that information unlike children of Aphrodite. You prefer to escape reality than face it head on, whether it's by reading a book, drinking, or socializing. People probably know you as someone who loves to have fun and socialize, but not many realize the deeper side to you. You can be somewhat of a cynic when you're not riding the high of reality-escaping, but again, when people really get to know you they see someone who wants to help. You thrive in situations of high pressure and chaos, but if it causes others discomfort, you usually help remedy the situation. While Apollo is like a thought-out Boticelli painting, you are more like an abstract Jackson Pollock, but you carry the same ideals of art and culture, and your insights into people can make you convincing at times.

Qualities

“Classes start on Monday… I don’t know how full time professors do it. And I’m not even a professor.”

       “  i think. um.  that someone, like, dropped their drink.  ”     danny stands exceedingly guiltily next to bluemush on the ground.     “  …–i think it was a slushie. probably.  ”