Michael wants another slice

*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*

“is stuart little a real person” 

What is the objective?

Survive.

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is

STRAP YOURSELVES IN WORLD HERE WE GO AGAIN

↖ will spam eurovision tonight

let the european hunger games begin

Europe has a horrible taste in music apparantly

you make the mistake thinking this is about music

Eurovision really just is a guilty pleasure that has gone so far that no one feels guilt anymore

how to succeed in the eurovision: share borders with as many countries as possible or just send your weirdest artist

why is snapchat making people pay for filters and replays and shit I hate you snapchat

snapitalism

me: *after skipping my 42nd consequtive day of college* “ i needed this”