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Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

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Jackpot

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This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere

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I lost count

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This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

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THISS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

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“A British man who took a selfie with the EygptAir hijacker while being held hostage sent messages to his friend in which he bragged: ‘You know your boy doesn’t f**k about. Turn on the news lad!!!‘” - Daily Mail (full story)

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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This is so surreal, I love it

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what the hell even fuck is 2016

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put cake mix in my pussy then fuck me so hard and fast that it cooks at 350 degrees and we make our wedding cake

I need jesus just by reading this

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

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“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

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This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.

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LMAO I’M DYING 😂😭

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if a ken doll can be a boy without a penis then so can you

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If a barbie doll can be a girl without a vagina, then so can you.

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