I love that even when Jon is keeping up the skeptic act, he doesn’t even pretend not to believe in Leitners or Jane Prentiss. His stated belief system in Season 1 is that there are precisely two (2) genuine supernatural forces, evil books and evil bugs, and everything else is bullshit.

not enough gumshoe fans in the world, reblog if youre a true dickhead

"i could fix him" well i could absolve him of his looming subconscious guilt about his father's death AND throw his abusive mentor who also happens to be his father's killer in jail

not to be fake deep but… dont be afraid, love is the way, shawty i got it … you can call me monster

@reggiehasadhd stop stealing my great jokes I send you

wow, ok, unfollowing now. thought this was a game about lawyers fighting to reach the truth, not a game about two guys saying shit like  “thanks to you, i am saddled with unnecessary…feelings” and “i am the only one that knows the real edgeworth; i am the only one that can help him” and “for some reason, when i’m tired, i think of you” and “the sight of that man still shines brilliantly in my eyes” and “it seems all you do is worry about me” and “how could i ever refuse you?” and “i leave the rest in your capable hands…partner” and “yes daddy” and

i literally LOVE explaining ace attorney lore to people who havent played the games. i was in class the other day talking w some friends abt it like yeah theres this character who manipulated a guy she was with to pretend to throw her off bridge into a freezing river full of sharp rocks 40 feet down in order to steal a diamond the size of a milk jug from her own family business at age 14 and then showed up under a fake name as a witness when he was on trial for murdering HER and convinced him to drink poison from a necklace on the stand and die. in the process of doing this she stabbed her half sister to death and hid her in a car trunk. then in order to hide the evidence from the poison thing she gave the necklace to this random other guy on the way out of the courthouse, starting a fake relationship with him (in which she actually made her identical twin sister pretend to be her and date the guy the entire time) until she eventually electrocuted one of her exes with a telephone wire and decided to kick out her twin sister (who had fallen for the guy for real) so that she could frame him for murder and get away. i forgot to mention in the process of all this she poisoned another guy just for asking her some questions about the case but i dont remember where that is along the timeline also the random guy she had her sister date and then tried to frame for murder is in fact phoenix wright the future protagonist. she got the death penalty after all this went down