i am the gay™.

thinking about alucard saying "trees will still grow, birds will still sing, but you won't be here and you won't be here" to sypha and trevor and now.....trees still grow and birds still sing but sypha and trevor aren't there anymore......

As much as I loved Castelvania Nocturne and the exquisite cunt that was served I will never forget my queen Carmilla. The cunt that she used to serve?? Unparalleled. Divine. Life-changing.

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

Does Alucard still have the Trevor and Sypha dolls he made back in season 3? Cuz I want Richter to somehow find these dolls and ask about them

It’s funny how easily “I’m not in love with you” turns into “I don’t want you to die, Mizrak,” only to watch him, teary-eyed, as he walks away.

WHO PUSSY POPS SEVERELY????????? ALUCARD, SON OF DRACULA!!!!!! PUT SOME MOTHAFUCKIN RESPECT ON THE OG BABYGIRL POOR LIL MEOW MEOW OF THEM ALL!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💖🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️💖💖💖💖✨✨✨✨✨

WHO PUSSY POPS SEVERELY????????? ALUCARD, SON OF DRACULA!!!!!! PUT SOME MOTHAFUCKIN RESPECT ON THE OG BABYGIRL POOR LIL MEOW MEOW OF THEM ALL!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💖🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️💖💖💖💖✨✨✨✨✨

castlevania nocturne really said “let’s make every character as fuckable as possible” and the have succeeded every single time

Petition for Matthew to hop on Dream's head and Ratatouille that man.