oh crap

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

fandom is so fun and cool!!! except if you are a “yes and no” or a “sure, but also” or “well it depends” kind of guy. then it’s like being crushed by the walls of that trash compacter from Star Wars while you try to establish a fragile stronghold in the garbage heap between them

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s