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@lord-smithy
I bet you thought I was going to come back, eh? NOPE. I can't keep up with you kids and your E3 anymore. Have fun! Nice knowing ya!

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Never forget.
lord-smithy started following you
"Of course you won’t." Smithy’s imposing shadow loomed over the green brother. "Which is why I’m going to force it out of you!" The robot seized Luigi by the neck and brought the plumber to his face, crimson eyes beaming back at him as he tightened his grip. "You best speak now, before I squeeze the life out of you! And there’s not going to be any continues this time once I do so, I assure you!"
"Wai-!" Luigi’s plea was cut short when his air circulation was as well. He clutched at the hand gripping around his neck, legs flailing and kicking out beneath him.
Another time he wished he still had the Thunderhand. At least it would do some damage to this guy!
"Let…g-go..!" The green plumber choked out as he tried to kick Smithy’s arm off of him.
"Not until you give me the answers I want!" Smithy bared his sharp, mechanical fangs, mocking the skinnier brother's suffering and futile struggling. "So.. will you tell me the whereabouts of your meddling older brother, or will I have to strangle you until you're blue in the face?!"
"S-Smithy! Need to stop this, you do!" Bowyer's legs trembled as he began walking towards the massive monarch. "Fight the entire Mushroom Kingdom you can nyat! Outnumbered, you are!' Bowyer stood still, before mustering enough courage to continue. "Besides, good people they are! Helpful, they are! Beat you easily before, they have. Do it again, they will."
Bowyer was clearly speaking the truth. The fact that Smithy and his forces would end up being the sole losers in the battle to come was obvious to everyone except for the revenge-crazed smith himself. “Bah! What utter nonsense!” Smithy gritted his teeth in annoyance. “Do you even hear the garbage that’s coming from your mouth?! Why, I ought to put you through maintenance, or better yet.. create a Machine Made of you that can do your duty just as well if not better than you!” The lumbering, mechanical alien slammed his hammer down upon the ground. “We’ve been preparing for this long-awaited moment for years! YEARS, you broken bowstring! Surrender is not an option, we shall carry on the assault regardless of what you or anyone else says, is that clear?!”
"Can I have your castle back?"
"NO! LAST TIME YOU SHOVED A SWORD THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF IT! THAT’S THE WORST INTERIOR DECORATING I’VE EVER SEEN!"
"GET LOST, LAME-SANTA!"
Completely ignores the Santa insult. "Personally, I think I did a much better job at interior decor than the original owner ever did."

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"Do you mind if I.. have a look at that hammer of yours for a minute?"
"M-my hammer? Um… s-sure…" he said, offering it to him, wondering what was it for.
"Guffaw haw haw! You might have to jump a tad higher to reach your precious hammer!” He tauntingly raised his arm as high as possible, the handle of the tool still pinched between two blocky fingers. This little worm provided quite the amusement, it was laughable to watch poor Felix struggle to get his hammer back.
"GIVE ME MY HAMMER BACK! GIVE IT BACK!! You have no RIGHT TO HAVE IT!!" he exclaimed, trying to reach it. He couldn’t give up. He didn’t want to give up. He couldn’t let him just take it, though he began to feel tired after all those jumps.
"And you think your incessant pleading will make me give it back to you sooner? Listen here, I have a right to each and every thing on this pathetic little world, and no one is going to stop me! Especially not you!" What a pathetic little excuse for a soul to own a fine piece of forgery crafted of solid gold. This runt could hardly jump half as high as Mario, he didn't even try to fight back to claim 'what was rightfully his'. But this persistent little best wouldn't let up his whining, which to Smithy went from humorous to annoying. That incessant screaming was making his eardrums ache and his blood boil! Perhaps it was time to strike a deal with the repairman, a deal that he couldn't refuse.. "But on second thought since I am feeling rather generous today.. I could give you it back, if you were to promise to assist me in constructing my base and army! But be warned.. if you betray me and go back on your promise, I'll smash you into a pulp and simply pluck the hammer from your cold, dead hands! So.. do we have ourselves a deal? It will all be the same for me, either way."
"Do you mind if I.. have a look at that hammer of yours for a minute?"
"M-my hammer? Um… s-sure…" he said, offering it to him, wondering what was it for.
"I require it to pursue my aspirations, of course!" He turned his side to the handyman, revealing his mallet-arm. "You see, I can only create so much even with this fine piece of work. I am in desperate need of superior tools— and your hammer is the only one of its caliber to exist. So if you do not give it to me, I must take it by force! Unless that is.. you point me to the direction of one just like it that I can have." Smithy, being the selfish and egotistical tyrant he was, cared less about the problems of others. Felix’s game could have its plug pulled forever for all he cared, as long as the blacksmith got what he wanted, nothing else mattered.
Felix gulped, trying to understand that now everything for him was in danger. What could he do? He gulped again and sighed to then nod. “I don’t know where you can find other hammer like mine…” he replied, pressing his lips nervously.
He stood for a second there, thinking. His stomach was twisting. He felt scared yet he knew he had to do something. He moved to look at him again and then jumped, trying to reach his hammer. “GIVE IT BACK!!” he exclaimed, decided to fight, or at least try.
"Guffaw haw haw! You might have to jump a tad higher to reach your precious hammer!" He tauntingly raised his arm as high as possible, the handle of the tool still pinched between two blocky fingers. This little worm provided quite the amusement, it was laughable to watch poor Felix struggle to get his hammer back.
lord-smithy started following you
"Guffaw haw haw! It figures you two looked so much alike! But you certainly are much more cowardly than your brother." Smithy’s mouth formed into a sharp, toothy grin. "So since you two are siblings.. one is bound to know where the other is, yes? Which brings up the question..” His hammer slowly raised off the ground in a threatening manner. “WHERE IN BLAZES IS YOUR BROTHER?!”
"WAAH-!"
It was enough to have Luigi fall over and start scooting backwards, away from the scary smith. But there was no way he’d give away Mario’s location to someone who wanted to hurt him!
"I-I won’t tell you that…!"
"Of course you won't." Smithy's imposing shadow loomed over the green brother. "Which is why I'm going to force it out of you!" The robot seized Luigi by the neck and brought the plumber to his face, crimson eyes beaming back at him as he tightened his grip. "You best speak now, before I squeeze the life out of you! And there's not going to be any continues this time once I do so, I assure you!"
lord-smithy started following you
“Luigi, you say?” The Smith furrowed his bushy brows and inspected the timid plumber panicking before him. His behavior was completely different from Mario’s, and their voices differed as well. “So, you’re just a fan of the plumber’s?”
…Sigh. Somehow he was expecting that response. It wouldn’t be the first time someone said that to him.
"No, it… Mario’s my brother." Although perhaps it wasn’t the best idea to say that to someone who hated the Mushroom Kingdom super star.
"Guffaw haw haw! It figures you two looked so much alike! But you certainly are much more cowardly than your brother." Smithy's mouth formed into a sharp, toothy grin. "So since you two are siblings.. one is bound to know where the other is, yes? Which brings up the question.." His hammer slowly raised off the ground in a threatening manner. "WHERE IN BLAZES IS YOUR BROTHER?!"

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"Do you mind if I.. have a look at that hammer of yours for a minute?"
"M-my hammer? Um… s-sure…" he said, offering it to him, wondering what was it for.
Using such a sacred tool to help people?! Pah, what a waste of such a divine instrument! Downright disgusting! It should be used to create weapons of mass destruction to obliterate the existing pathetic little world and replace it with one filled with weapons!
"I see.. so it’s a family heirloom, is it? I hope you don’t mind as to letting me use it for a while.. I promise to make good use of it."
"W-wait! W-what do you want it for? I-I need it before gameplay time!" he replied, concerned. It was an important tool after all. If lost for gameplay time, his game could be unplugged. Felix was really nervous about that.
"I require it to pursue my aspirations, of course!" He turned his side to the handyman, revealing his mallet-arm. "You see, I can only create so much even with this fine piece of work. I am in desperate need of superior tools-- and your hammer is the only one of its caliber to exist. So if you do not give it to me, I must take it by force! Unless that is.. you point me to the direction of one just like it that I can have." Smithy, being the selfish and egotistical tyrant he was, cared less about the problems of others. Felix's game could have its plug pulled forever for all he cared, as long as the blacksmith got what he wanted, nothing else mattered.
"Do you mind if I.. have a look at that hammer of yours for a minute?"
"M-my hammer? Um… s-sure…" he said, offering it to him, wondering what was it for.
With his free hand, Smithy snatched the solid gold tool between his fingers and examined it. There were many rumors about this hammer, how it could fix nearly anything. Oh, just the thought of creating a massive mechanical army of glorious weapons in a matter of days with such a miniscule little hammer filled the tyrannical blacksmith’s cold heart with joy! Now only imagine if this hammer were.. bigger, like the size of that mounted upon his arm. "So, where did you get this hammer, and what exactly is it made of? I’ve never seen anything like it!"
"Um.. my father gave it to me. It was his hammer, but as I grew up more, he passed it to me. That’s how we can fix anything in our game and helps others!" he said, smiling. "It’s our special item. I’m not so sure about what kind of material is made of but it’s really special…" he explained.
Using such a sacred tool to help people?! Pah, what a waste of such a divine instrument! Downright disgusting! It should be used to create weapons of mass destruction to obliterate the existing pathetic little world and replace it with one filled with weapons!
"I see.. so it's a family heirloom, is it? I hope you don't mind as to letting me use it for a while.. I promise to make good use of it."
lord-smithy started following you
"Eh? Mario?! It’s about time you finally showed up! You’ve certainly grown a few inches and… changed your wardrobe? But your disguise can’t fool my eyes!”
Uh-oh. This must be a baddie that Mario fought on one of his adventures.
"W-wait wait! I’m not Mario, I swear! I’m Luigi!”
"Luigi, you say?" The Smith furrowed his bushy brows and inspected the timid plumber panicking before him. His behavior was completely different from Mario's, and their voices differed as well. "So, you're just a fan of the plumber's?"
lord-smithy started following you
"Y-YIKES!"
"Oh, uh…s-sorry. You startled me." Gosh this guy was intimidating! And…kind of giant. Gulp…
"Eh? Mario?! It's about time you finally showed up! You've certainly grown a few inches and... changed your wardrobe? But your disguise can't fool my eyes!"
"Do you mind if I.. have a look at that hammer of yours for a minute?"
"M-my hammer? Um… s-sure…" he said, offering it to him, wondering what was it for.
With his free hand, Smithy snatched the solid gold tool between his fingers and examined it. There were many rumors about this hammer, how it could fix nearly anything. Oh, just the thought of creating a massive mechanical army of glorious weapons in a matter of days with such a miniscule little hammer filled the tyrannical blacksmith's cold heart with joy! Now only imagine if this hammer were.. bigger, like the size of that mounted upon his arm. "So, where did you get this hammer, and what exactly is it made of? I've never seen anything like it!"

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CURRENT STATUS OF SMITHY'S FORCES
3 Platoons of Drill Bits
2 sections of Pounders
4 Shyster Squads
2 Battalions of Ninjas
1 Company of Hippopos
Bowyer (AWOL)
Yaridovich
furiouschortler has paid a visit to the factory.
"Oh? And you are..?"