Lord Raiden

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

Give me the fucking amulet

@lord-raiden

In my defense, it's better in my hands than anyone else's.

maybe.... the amulet surely will make my despair go away

Trying the no amulet challenge this week.

You definitely failed that shit

It took eight minutes.

Yeah as I suspected. I, for one, wouldn't be so foolish

You get a taste of the amulet and try lasting longer.

Ew why did you say it like that. Freak.

You're the only one between the two of us that sleeps with mortals.

maybe.... the amulet surely will make my despair go away

Trying the no amulet challenge this week.

You definitely failed that shit

It took eight minutes.

Yeah as I suspected. I, for one, wouldn't be so foolish

You get a taste of the amulet and try lasting longer.

maybe.... the amulet surely will make my despair go away

what if i like radically changed my life and started idk taking care of myself and going out for coffee and journaling and shit

nevermind i found my amulet

Trying the no amulet challenge this week.

You definitely failed that shit

It took eight minutes.

maybe.... the amulet surely will make my despair go away

Trying the no amulet challenge this week.

Failed

Imagine if I just turned into a zombie again

Imagine

...why are you saying imagine.

Imagine if I died and then someone reanimated my body and I became a zombie

I assure you, if someone kills you again, I will reanimate you. I could not live to see Earthrealm without you—I hardly know how I managed before your birth.

Would I be a zombie or a regular guy...

I cannot revive you intact, so you would be a zombie. But that's fine with you right

Last time I was more of a The Walking Dead zombie so this time can I be a The Last of Us zombie?

I do not know what that means but I will do my best. 👍

Imagine if I just turned into a zombie again

Imagine

...why are you saying imagine.

Imagine if I died and then someone reanimated my body and I became a zombie

I assure you, if someone kills you again, I will reanimate you. I could not live to see Earthrealm without you—I hardly know how I managed before your birth.

Would I be a zombie or a regular guy...

I cannot revive you intact, so you would be a zombie. But that's fine with you right

Imagine if I just turned into a zombie again

Imagine

...why are you saying imagine.

Imagine if I died and then someone reanimated my body and I became a zombie

I assure you, if someone kills you again, I will reanimate you. I could not live to see Earthrealm without you—I hardly know how I managed before your birth.

Everyone’s always posting about how the cursed amulet is making their friends evil. If everyone has a cursed amulet, have you considered that not having a cursed amulet is making you evil? Maybe the cursed amulets are actually saving us from being evil. That’s probably why people feel compelled to share theirs. Here, take a hit of mine, see how it feels.

dude do you wanna here my new ringtone. what do you mean of course the amulet has ringtones

i miss her (the amulet)