can't take it too seriously

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

do u ever just get into a hella cuddly and lovey mood

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

i want to know what bears think sometimes