"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! Fuck him, heâs an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didnât he take off on the ground first?
You donât see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly southâthey fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. Heâs a moron, heâs deadâgood, we lost a moron, fuckinâ celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I donât mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so thatâs the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought.
How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be newsworthy.
'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves.' Now here's Tom with the weather."
- Bill Hicks

















