The Sky Can't Hold On Forever

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

The Vampire Armand by Hetherian

The ancient Romans were so so right about “eheu” being their word for “alas”. It sounds like the saddest most pathetic little sob. Eheu….

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman