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saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

i think there is a phenomenon where sometimes a trans person will go “hmm. i am treated as a man when it is convenient for others, and a woman when it is convenient for others, and often as a freakish third thing excluded from the advantages of both. surely, because of the gender binary, the Other Type of trans person experiences the opposite: they reap the benefits of maleness and femaleness at once.” like babes no they can do it twice

me tasting various flavors of gatorade

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

she sleepy on my bed til it's time

seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

One particular turn of phrase I find amusing is when you beat someone badly enough in something (usually a competition or some sort of debate) you say they are “owned.” I find this phrasing interesting and it doesn’t make me horny even a little bit