Everything

i was born to be a girl who is so in love with everything and yet so incredibly afraid of everything at the same time

I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but--and I say this sincerely--I don't think he gets nearly enough. If we work together, we can make sure he's hated even more.

Don't ask me "wyd" i really just be in my room going insane and being a danger to myself

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

if kafka was born today i'd be his best friend and microdose with him

he's not even a day old... you want your best friend to be a newborn? you want to do drugs with a baby?

he's very mature for his age

oh to be called “my love” by your favourite person in the whole world

heely doc martens

there is nothing innate about men that prevents them from competently cleaning

when people say things like “he’s a guy so any cleaning he does is ‘guy cleaning’” they mean “lower your expectations because men are slobs.” but women aren’t inherently neat (messiness is definitely a trait i have), and this just lets men off the hook when they don’t do domestic chores competently. it’s all social all the way down.

this also goes for cooking, and childcare, and and and