look it's a baconator

birding tip! when you see a bird. smile :)

spankings from a blue collar butch with calloused hands so u know that shit hurts

Sorry I only fuck nerds, weirdos and perverts.

women deserve to be ugly. and by that i mean they should be allowed to have conventionally "unattractive" features and not be treated as lesser for it. women should be allowed to be fat and lanky and tall and short and have scars and physical differences and stretch marks and cellulite and acne and wrinkles and hair on their faces and arms and legs and armpits and maybe even be a little stinky and gross sometimes. and this should be normal

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*