LongPenguin

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

Beg for it *holding a bionicle set just out of your reach*

NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I MISS THE FIRST DROP????? NOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK IN STOCK I M GOING TO GO INSANEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

i should also mention that a female jester was referred to as a “joculatrix,” thank you that is all

PLEASE GIVE ME FRUSTRATED KNIGHT X AMUSED JESTER WHOS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN TAUNTING THEM ESPECIALLY 

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